Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.

George Burns

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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

George Burns


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I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty." -George Burns

George Burns


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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

George Burns


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I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesn’t take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.

George Burns


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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible

George Burns

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Щастието? Добра пура, добра храна и добра жена - или пък лоша жена. Всичко зависи от това колко щастие може да понесеш.

George Burns


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I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.

George Burns

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I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.

George Burns

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

George Burns

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