A morning of awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness
Hank MoodyGood morning, Hell-A. In the land of the lotus-eaters, time plays tricks on you. One day you’re dreaming, the next, your dream has become your reality. It was the best of times. If only someone had told me. Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, harsh lessons learned. My family goes on without me, while I drown in a sea of pointless pussy. I don’t know how I got here. But here I am, rotting away in the warm California sun. There are things I need to figure out, for her sake, at least. The clock is ticking. The gap is widening. She won’t always love me “no matter what
Hank MoodyI pop a cassette into the Buick's stereo. It's the Ramones. I turn the volume up high and roll down the windows. The highway air tastes of fumes, but it still feels goddamn good to breathe
Hank MoodyAnother interest I have pursued is the opposite sex - the females, the ladies - and not to brag but let's just say I've had a little more success than I've had with the food service industry. Good in the sack, or so I've been told. Seriously - I can get references - although maybe not my last girlfriend, who for reasons that that are still unclear stabbed me with a knife.
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people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
Hank MoodyTags: hank-moody californication
Get it in while you can. It'll all be gone soon enough.
Hank MoodyWhen it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons.
Hank MoodyShe said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.
Hank MoodyTags: love conversation californication
The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.
Hank MoodyTags: love californication
I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.
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