All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you.
Hank MoodyTags: things-that-happen
The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.
Hank MoodyTags: humour marriage divorce marriage-humor divorce-humor
Smell you later.
Hank MoodyWhatever you do, don’t be another brick in the wall!
Hank MoodyOnce upon a time, I wrote a book. People seemed to dig it, so I wrote another and one after that. That’s when Hollywood came knocking at my back door. As soon as I cashed that check, I wrapped my lips around the mighty erection that is the film industry and sucked hard, just like a good whore should. Unfortunately, I had to be taught not to orphan the balls.
Hank MoodyTags: hollywood films-based-on-novels film-industry
I google myself but I never cheated on you. Never.
Hank MoodyYou know why love stories have happy endings?” I shake my head.
“Because they end too early,” she continues. “They always end right at the kiss. You never have to see all the bullshit that comes later. You know, Life.
Tags: life love-stories happy-endings
I don’t think that’s it. I think everybody’s got that special someone that gets under their skin and doesn’t go away. I think maybe you have that particular fungal property for him.
Hank MoodyDon’t worry, your prayers have been answered. I’m leaving.
Hank MoodyOh, I always encourage women to come. It does not always happen, but I like to think that I’m at least encouraging.
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