If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....

Jacob M. Appel

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Another family crisis: The rabbit goes blind.

Jacob M. Appel

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If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.

Jacob M. Appel

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Patriotism is being convinced your country is better because you were born in it.

Jacob M. Appel

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Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness.

Jacob M. Appel

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Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one person with whom you share the same internal chronometer.

Jacob M. Appel

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An American man endowed with sufficient wealth can purchase anything, but an American woman endowed with sufficient beauty does not need to.

Jacob M. Appel


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I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing....

Jacob M. Appel

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