My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked it up and put it on the edge of the plate.
"There," she said, "we'll give him this drumstick."
"Deal.
Tags: humor stephanie-plum
I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.
Janet EvanovichI'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested," Connie said. -- Twelve Sharp
Janet EvanovichTags: humor
Vinnie had court business, and then he couldn't fit the dancing bear in his car, so Lula and I picked him up in Mooner's bus.
Janet EvanovichThink of this as an adventure, Diesel said.
I’m from Jersey. I get my adventure on the Turnpike.
If you buy chocolate with loose change the calories don’t count.
Janet EvanovichIt wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum
Janet EvanovichTags: stephanie-plum lula
...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit, "I yelled. "I am not in a good mood. My car keeps stalling. The day before yesterday I threw up on Joe Morelli. I was called a fat cow by my ex-husband. And if that isn't enough...my hair is ORANGE! ORANGE, FOR CHRISSAKE! And now you have the gall to force yourself into my home and threaten my hamster. Well, you have gone too far. You have crossed the line!
Janet EvanovichTags: hilarious stephanie-plum
In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.
Janet EvanovichTags: funny mystery stephanie-plum
I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
Janet EvanovichTags: funny mystery stephanie-plum
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