[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton.
[Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton.
Tags: humor new-jersey
Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.'
My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said.
Diesel blew out a sigh.
My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp.
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.
- Joe Morelli
Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.
Janet EvanovichCupcake, your middle name is trouble.
Janet EvanovichI don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?"
Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six
Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing."
Melvin Baylor - Seven Up
There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing."
Ranger
There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect"
Stephanie
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence."
Joe Morelli
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