[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton.
[Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton.

Janet Evanovich

Tag: humor new-jersey



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Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.'
My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said.
Diesel blew out a sigh.
My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp.

Janet Evanovich


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We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.
- Joe Morelli

Janet Evanovich

Tag: morelli eight hard joe



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Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.

Janet Evanovich


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Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.

Janet Evanovich


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I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?"
Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six

Janet Evanovich


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Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing."
Melvin Baylor - Seven Up

Janet Evanovich


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There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing."
Ranger

Janet Evanovich


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There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect"
Stephanie

Janet Evanovich


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It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence."
Joe Morelli

Janet Evanovich


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