A brick could be used as the lead singer of a band called “The More Interesting Than.” I would say get Miley Cyrus to do it, but she isn’t interesting enough.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to cover up Jude McNude. But despite his last name, he isn’t nude, merely cold. No, I’m the naked one.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
Jarod KintzA skyscraper is to a brick as a pyramid is to____________A) a vagina, B) a particular vagina, or C) your mother’s vagina.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used as a marketing tool. I’ll help you grow your business, if you help me plant this brick in the ground.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used as a makeshift trampoline, to attract midgets to your picnic. The great thing about dining with dwarves, is since they are little people, they eat very little.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asleep before you kill them, rape them, and declare victory. Actually, it would be better to rape the men before you kill them, but do whatever makes you feel victorious.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to help me with the love and affection of Taylor Swift. If that sounds unbelievable, then try reading it soundlessly.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to flavor your bathtub water, and raise the fluid level, so you perceive that you have more to drink.
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