A brick could be used to stop a tornado, unlike a mobile home, which only acts like a tornado magnet and seems to increase its power.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used in a heart transplant operation. And for just $25,000 more dollars, that brick could be switched with a real or artificial heart.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to sell pepper to people in the salt mines. So while you’re busy selling pepper to the salty and sweaty workers, I’ll be selling them bottled water.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could also use my foreskin.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to swallow up the nightmares you used to have as a kid. Whatever happened to those bad dreams? I’ll bet your mom gave them to Good Will.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to bed, along with the hooker I rented for the night.
Jarod KintzA blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. I bought her in a mannequin store (she was on sale).
Jarod KintzA blanket of self-regulated trust on a bed of deceit.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to stall for time when the police are searching your place looking for a missing person. I kept telling them, I didn’t steal a person—I kidnapped a mannequin. Is that a crime?
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to stop the tears. The inside of my jeans’ pockets look suspiciously like handkerchiefs. Here, let me take off my pants so you can blow your nose.
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