I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.
Jesse PetersenNever go to bed angry. Terrified is okay.
Jesse PetersenGive each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.
Jesse PetersenAddress one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once
Jesse PetersenFind creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated.
Jesse PetersenAnd then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye
Jesse PetersenBecause I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.
Jesse PetersenTags: comedy zombies married-with-zombies
Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
Jesse PetersenTags: comedy zombies married-with-zombies
Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.
Jesse PetersenTags: comedy zombies married-with-zombies
I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.
Jesse PetersenTags: comedy zombie married-with-zombies
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