I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.

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Never go to bed angry. Terrified is okay.

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Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.

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Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once

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Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated.

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And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye

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Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

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Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

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Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

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I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

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