Better check your pants, Kyle. I think you had a nerdgasm.

John Corwin

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My mind is clear! Yay! This is so cool. I need to tell Chris. Oh, I wonder how hard the next phase will be. I can't wait to try possessing another gorilla.

John Corwin

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You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind."
"Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book?

John Corwin

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My God, you're hurt," Kyle said.
"I'd appreciate it if you didn't use his name around me right now. He's kicking my ass."
"God?"
"No, but his bitch is."
"How? It's impossible to hurt ghosts."
"Tell that to the smoking crater on my chest.

John Corwin

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Bryan helped me up.  "How can you be so good one minute then clumsy the next?"
I shrugged.  "I've never been very athletic.  Not unless you count fencing."
"You made fences?

John Corwin

Tags: funny stupid fences john-corwin sweet-blood-of-mine

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My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed

John Corwin

Tags: humor

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Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon

John Corwin

Tags: humor

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Tight dump on three" he said... "I have to drop a deuce on the count of three?

John Corwin

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Wait, so you do love me?" I asked, hope welling in my heart.
She growled and pounded her fist into a locker, leaving a fist-shaped dent. "Stop it, Justin. Stop it!"
I grabbed her shoulders. "Look at me and tell me you don't love me," I said. "Do it and I'll never bother you again."
"I don't love you," she mumbled.
"Look at me when you say it!"
She turned to me, her eyes hard but dull and faded. "I don't love you."
I let her go. My heart turned to lead, the heavy lump sagging in my chest. "Well, if there are agents out there looking to kill me, I guess it would be a mercy."
I turned to leave. Her hand gripped my shoulder.
"Please listen to me, Justin."
I pushed her hand away but didn't turn to face her. I couldn't let her see the tears welling in my eyes. "Why? What does it matter?"
"It just does. I—I don't want to see you hurt."
I took a deep shuddering breath. "You're not doing a very good job of it." I walked away and left her standing there.

John Corwin

Tags: humor

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That's all life is kiddo. When you've had enough contributions to your delinquency, then you're officially an adult.

John Corwin

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