I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man.
John CorwinThe girl might be gorgeous under normal circumstances, but she was an ugly crier.
John CorwinI probably looked like an infuriated chipmunk.
John CorwinApparently alcohol increases charm and courage by at least ten points.
John CorwinI tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face
John CorwinDespite the weight of the world on my shoulders, the temptation to stop and smell the supernatural roses tugged on my sleeves a time or two.
John CorwinTags: roses temptation supernatural
I looked at her like I'd just seen a miniature Elvis break-dancing on her head.
John CorwinTags: humor elvis overworld-chronicles
What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.
John CorwinI wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.
John CorwinNo wonder Edward was such a crazy driver," I muttered. "Who's Edward?" Elyssa asked. "You know, from Twilight.
John CorwinTags: twilight edward-cullen driver
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