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I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man.

The girl might be gorgeous under normal circumstances, but she was an ugly crier.

I probably looked like an infuriated chipmunk.

Apparently alcohol increases charm and courage by at least ten points.

I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face

Despite the weight of the world on my shoulders, the temptation to stop and smell the supernatural roses tugged on my sleeves a time or two.

I looked at her like I'd just seen a miniature Elvis break-dancing on her head.

What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.

I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.

No wonder Edward was such a crazy driver," I muttered. "Who's Edward?" Elyssa asked. "You know, from Twilight.

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