My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of your door because you won’t get in.

Jonas Eriksson

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There is one word I can’t stand and it’s ASAP and that’s not even a word.

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Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.

Jonas Eriksson

Tags: philosophy human-nature

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If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

Jonas Eriksson

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The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.

Jonas Eriksson

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I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that.

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Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

Jonas Eriksson

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The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that’s just a second because then I feel like a psycho again.

Jonas Eriksson

Tags: humor

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Don't write to sell, write to tell.

Jonas Eriksson

Tags: writing philosophy

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Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.

Jonas Eriksson

Tags: inspirational philosophy business

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