If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith
Josh SternTags: humor faith dessert pretty well renounce second-date
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame
Josh SternTags: humor blame amazing accomplish
If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you
Josh SternTags: life-terms-understand-humor
if you're not part of the problem, you're not ambitious enough
Josh SternMost of us need something not to walk away from
Josh SternI'm playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, that's why I always lose
Josh SternTags: humor chess lose checkers
Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job
Josh SternTags: humor man absurd job donkey
The gene pool could use a deep end
Josh SternTags: deep-end-humor gene-pool
Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity
Josh SternTags: women electricity scent thermogenic
My recipe for success: Have someone else do it
Josh Stern« first previous
Page 5 of 11.
next last »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.