If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith

Josh Stern

Tag: humor faith dessert pretty well renounce second-date



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It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame

Josh Stern

Tag: humor blame amazing accomplish



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If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you

Josh Stern

Tag: life-terms-understand-humor



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if you're not part of the problem, you're not ambitious enough

Josh Stern


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Most of us need something not to walk away from

Josh Stern

Tag: something walk-away



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I'm playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, that's why I always lose

Josh Stern

Tag: humor chess lose checkers



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Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job

Josh Stern

Tag: humor man absurd job donkey



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The gene pool could use a deep end

Josh Stern

Tag: deep-end-humor gene-pool



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Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity

Josh Stern

Tag: women electricity scent thermogenic



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My recipe for success: Have someone else do it

Josh Stern

Tag: success recipe



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