If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

Josh Stern

Tag: love hate free humor-inspirational



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You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa

Josh Stern

Tag: absurd humor-inspirational psycopaths sofa



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things you bone, end up boning you

Josh Stern

Tag: things humor-inspirational-life boning



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‎'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....

'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!

Josh Stern

Tag: humor eating cake perverted



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I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear

Josh Stern

Tag: humor fear dogs blind-date cologne



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There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label

Josh Stern

Tag: humor truth wine label ingredients



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When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time

Josh Stern

Tag: humor revenge harder



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If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?

Josh Stern

Tag: humor america limp dunkin-donuts



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The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code

Josh Stern

Tag: humor difference death sex dress-code



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When you enter the Lions Den, it's best not to go empty-handed or you'll probably leave that way

Josh Stern

Tag: humor-empty-handed lions-den



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