Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school

Josh Stern

Tags: humor school history forget summer doomed



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Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them

Josh Stern

Tags: humor women murder suicide can-t-live



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Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard

Josh Stern

Tags: humor simple absurd hard ground flyinf



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The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1

Josh Stern

Tags: experience absurd threesome pantene-humor



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I love shark week, all kids swim for free

Josh Stern

Tags: humor absurd kids swim shark-week



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I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free

Josh Stern

Tags: humor free absurd kids swim shark-week under-12



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If you can't beat them, conjoin them

Josh Stern

Tags: beat them conjoin



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the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner

Josh Stern

Tags: humor drinking problem still stuck figuring salad-spinner



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I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance

Josh Stern

Tags: behavior sore-loser poor-sport



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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because he had delusions of Papal grandeur

Josh Stern

Tags: humor road chicken-cross delsusions-of-grandeur papal



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