If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....
Josh SternTags: humor life virgins bowl-of-cherries
Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings
Josh SternTags: friends touch feelings lose
The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one
Josh SternTags: woman illusion smart subtle geniuses flair
It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent
Josh SternTags: humor talent absurd witty deer ships hobby thing headlights
I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet
Josh SternTags: fight trouble enjoy cock cock-fighting humor-bayonet regal windmill
Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are
Josh SternTags: humor absurd rape figs date moronic
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months
Josh SternTags: absurd dating commercials-furniture store-humor
I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....
Josh SternTags: humor hate parking pulling-out
As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?
Josh SternTags: humor chicks date daddy-issues
Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled
Josh SternTags: life death absurd telling recalled
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