If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....
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Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings
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The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one
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It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent
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I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet
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Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are
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Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months
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I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....
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As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?
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Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled
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