A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor absurd boils never-paranoia watched-pot



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Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...?

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor supreme-court speak 911-dial



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I hate cutting my wrists while shaving

Josh Stern

Mots clés cutting shaving-humor wrists



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All great discoveries are made by opening up the changing room door

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor room discoveries changing opening



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it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor wrong absurd-funny



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Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle

Josh Stern

Mots clés reason women need me angle humor-funny-absurd



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Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?

Josh Stern

Mots clés dating speed divorce-humor speed-dating-quickie



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Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor absurd everything aim drive fast drive-thru



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I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor weird carry pyromaniac torch



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When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor you never done



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