The Lord Protector and his hair got off the elevator.
Karen ChanceWhat others?” I asked, as Jonas began examining Pritkin’s little boxes and tins.
“Hm? Oh, the other two gods, of course,” he said absently. “Ah, Nuwara Eliya. Yes, very nice.”
“Nuwara Eliya is a god?” I asked, confused. He regarded me strangely.
“No. It’s a town in Sri Lanka.”
I looked at him.
“Where they grow tea. Very good tea, too.”
Pritkin put a heavy hand on my shoulder, which was just as well. It probably wouldn’t have looked good to choke the head of the Silver Circle to death right before the coronation. Then again, my reputation was shot to hell anyway....
I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes.
Karen ChanceCountry is based on folk music, which has been around for centuries—”
“So has the plague.
Believe me, dulceață, the advent of the mini is forever emblazoned on my mind.
Karen ChanceWhat about your servant? Did he see anything?"
[...]As soon as the crisis was over, Billy had fled into his necklace and I hadn't seen him since.
I gave him little poke, just for the hell of it, and got back the metaphysical version of the finger. "Billy doesn't know anything," I translated.
"Are you certain?"
Tell him to suck my balls!
"Pretty certain.
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I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.”
I wished. “I had all of two beers, mostly for the water content.”
“If you needed water, why didn’t you drink water?”
“I don’t like water.
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A gentleman would have announced himself!” I told him, pressing against the side of the tub.
“And a scoundrel would have joined you.”
-- Kit Marlowe to the witch Gillian (shortly before joining her in the tub!)
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Louis-Cesare. It's good to finally have you in hand.
Karen ChanceTags: humor sex louis-cesare dorina death-s-mistress dorina-basarab
Thank you, Captain Obvious."
"I'm on the Senate," he reminded me. "It's Lord Obvious.
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