The Lord Protector and his hair got off the elevator.

Karen Chance


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What others?” I asked, as Jonas began examining Pritkin’s little boxes and tins.

“Hm? Oh, the other two gods, of course,” he said absently. “Ah, Nuwara Eliya. Yes, very nice.”

“Nuwara Eliya is a god?” I asked, confused. He regarded me strangely.

“No. It’s a town in Sri Lanka.”

I looked at him.

“Where they grow tea. Very good tea, too.”

Pritkin put a heavy hand on my shoulder, which was just as well. It probably wouldn’t have looked good to choke the head of the Silver Circle to death right before the coronation. Then again, my reputation was shot to hell anyway....

Karen Chance


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I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes.

Karen Chance


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Country is based on folk music, which has been around for centuries—”

“So has the plague.

Karen Chance


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Believe me, dulceață, the advent of the mini is forever emblazoned on my mind.

Karen Chance


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What about your servant? Did he see anything?"
[...]As soon as the crisis was over, Billy had fled into his necklace and I hadn't seen him since.
I gave him little poke, just for the hell of it, and got back the metaphysical version of the finger. "Billy doesn't know anything," I translated.
"Are you certain?"
Tell him to suck my balls!
"Pretty certain.

Karen Chance

Tag: cassie pritkin billy-joe the-finger



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I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.”
I wished. “I had all of two beers, mostly for the water content.”
“If you needed water, why didn’t you drink water?”
“I don’t like water.

Karen Chance

Tag: water beer louis-cesare dorina



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A gentleman would have announced himself!” I told him, pressing against the side of the tub.

“And a scoundrel would have joined you.”

-- Kit Marlowe to the witch Gillian (shortly before joining her in the tub!)

Karen Chance

Tag: vampire karen-chance kit-marlowe the-queen-s-witch



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Louis-Cesare. It's good to finally have you in hand.

Karen Chance

Tag: humor sex louis-cesare dorina death-s-mistress dorina-basarab



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Thank you, Captain Obvious."
"I'm on the Senate," he reminded me. "It's Lord Obvious.

Karen Chance

Tag: dory kit-marlowe dorina-basarab fury-s-kiss vampire-senate



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