I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky FriedmanTags: marriage funny gay-marriage kinky-friedman
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
Kinky FriedmanTags: humor
Happiness is a moving target.
Kinky FriedmanRemember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
Kinky FriedmanI was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
Kinky FriedmanTags: funny detective-novels
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.
Kinky FriedmanTags: humor
My dear,
Find what you love and let it kill you.
Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness.
Let it kill you and let it devour your remains.
For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover.
~ Falsely yours
Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get.
Kinky FriedmanEvery time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit
Kinky FriedmanTags: women beauty relationships cynical
He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
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