I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Kinky Friedman

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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

Kinky Friedman

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Happiness is a moving target.

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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

Kinky Friedman

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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.

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My dear,
Find what you love and let it kill you.
Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness.
Let it kill you and let it devour your remains.
For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover.
~ Falsely yours

Kinky Friedman

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Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get.

Kinky Friedman


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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit

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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.

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