A bolt from the blue.
Lemony SnicketI will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.
Lemony SnicketTags: doomed-love
A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.
Lemony SnicketPietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity.
Lemony SnicketTags: humor
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
Lemony SnicketTags: humor-cats-allergies
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.
Lemony SnicketThe sad truth is the truth is sad.
Lemony SnicketEveryone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
Lemony SnicketTags: funny
I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
Lemony SnicketRight, good temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.
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