He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
Louise RennisonBiology
The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to be?
An hour later
That was the best thing I have seen for ages. We made Miss Wilson rewind the bit where the two queens were having a bitch fight.
Tags: humor bees georgia-nicolson
Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus
Louise RennisonLooking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you.
Louise RennisonTags: humorous
What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.
Louise RennisonIts okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
Louise RennisonTags: humor reassurance
Look, I can't go out with you, because...because...because I'm a lesbian.
Louise RennisonAs she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.
Louise RennisonHe has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
Louise RennisonHe says we should take it easy and that maybe he overreacted a bit."
Dave said, "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.
Tags: georgia-nicolson
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