I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

Louise Rennison

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its sjuuggee

Louise Rennison

Tags: tallulah-casey

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Nunga nungas!

Louise Rennison

Tags: dave-the-laugh

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I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.

Louise Rennison

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I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???

Louise Rennison

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Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?

Louise Rennison

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I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)

Louise Rennison

Tags: humor

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He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty.

Louise Rennison

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What is that song they are singing Is it an old Yorkshire ditty you know like that 'On Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' "

Ruby said "Nah it's a football song. It goes 'We hate Chelsea we hate Chelsea we are the Chelsea haters.

Louise Rennison

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You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

Louise Rennison

Tags: humor

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