You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.
Mark TwainThe reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Mark TwainIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Mark TwainTags: courage bravery moral-courage character
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
Mark TwainTags: whiskey-war
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
Mark TwainTags: america corruption government congress
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
Mark TwainTags: living comradeship
Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.
Mark TwainCivilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
Mark TwainThou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey it: children at birth. Children in the cradle. School children. Youths and maidens. Fresh adults. Older ones. Men and women of 40. Of 50. Of 60. Of 70. Of 80. Of 100. The command does not distribute its burden equally, and cannot. It is not hard upon the three sets of children.
Mark TwainTags: sex
Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values.
Mark TwainTags: sex
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