A day without the Antichrist sitting in judgment on you is a day without sunshine.

MaryJanice Davidson


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It's a long story. Prepared to be regaled.

MaryJanice Davidson


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Touch my things again, whether I'm dead or not, and I'll kick your ass up into your shoulder blades.

MaryJanice Davidson

Tags: boundaries



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Eric came to Macy's? Did he burst into flames the moment he passed the first cash register?

MaryJanice Davidson

Tags: humor



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I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.

MaryJanice Davidson


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I can't believe your boss tried to kill you, too," Jessica said. "I mean, I know they're trying to keep the unemployment rate down, but that's ridiculous."
"Most people think their bosses are out to get them. But mine really was!

MaryJanice Davidson


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What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming.

MaryJanice Davidson

Tags: revenge death



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I suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems.

MaryJanice Davidson


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Quit doing your game show host schtick, Marc," I ordered. "You're confusing the vampires. They're not big TV watchers."
"Certainly not daytime television," Sinclair sniffed.

MaryJanice Davidson


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What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!

MaryJanice Davidson

Tags: humor funny possessed



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