A day without the Antichrist sitting in judgment on you is a day without sunshine.
MaryJanice DavidsonIt's a long story. Prepared to be regaled.
MaryJanice DavidsonTouch my things again, whether I'm dead or not, and I'll kick your ass up into your shoulder blades.
MaryJanice DavidsonStichwörter: boundaries
Eric came to Macy's? Did he burst into flames the moment he passed the first cash register?
MaryJanice DavidsonStichwörter: humor
I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.
MaryJanice DavidsonI can't believe your boss tried to kill you, too," Jessica said. "I mean, I know they're trying to keep the unemployment rate down, but that's ridiculous."
"Most people think their bosses are out to get them. But mine really was!
What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming.
MaryJanice DavidsonI suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems.
MaryJanice DavidsonQuit doing your game show host schtick, Marc," I ordered. "You're confusing the vampires. They're not big TV watchers."
"Certainly not daytime television," Sinclair sniffed.
What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!
MaryJanice DavidsonStichwörter: humor funny possessed
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