The one, who doesn’t break your heart, will break your balls.
M.F. MoonzajerI wonder either their God has turned old, sick or died, because even the religious people no more believe in shit.
M.F. MoonzajerTags: god believe religious shit sick died
I hate couples sitting together for hours and waiting for each other to kiss.
M.F. MoonzajerTags: kiss waiting couples together
A dick does not make you a man; so stop showing it around.
M.F. MoonzajerTags: stop dick around showing
Why shan't I cheat when every girl has a different taste?
M.F. MoonzajerTags: different taste girl cheat
We all have a monster inside us; just try to not wake it up.
M.F. MoonzajerIf you have only a day to live; fill it with study and sex.
M.F. MoonzajerIf you have a girlfriend and still can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend
M.F. MoonzajerTags: girlfriend boyfriend laid
You are a religious and a scholar; what the fuck?
M.F. MoonzajerReligion can only do two things for mankind; turn them into monster or stupid.
M.F. MoonzajerTags: religion mankind stupid monster
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