The one, who doesn’t break your heart, will break your balls.

M.F. Moonzajer

Tag: heart break balls



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I wonder either their God has turned old, sick or died, because even the religious people no more believe in shit.

M.F. Moonzajer

Tag: god believe religious shit sick died



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I hate couples sitting together for hours and waiting for each other to kiss.

M.F. Moonzajer

Tag: kiss waiting couples together



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A dick does not make you a man; so stop showing it around.

M.F. Moonzajer

Tag: stop dick around showing



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Why shan't I cheat when every girl has a different taste?

M.F. Moonzajer

Tag: different taste girl cheat



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We all have a monster inside us; just try to not wake it up.

M.F. Moonzajer

Tag: monster wake-up



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If you have only a day to live; fill it with study and sex.

M.F. Moonzajer

Tag: sex live study fill



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If you have a girlfriend and still can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend

M.F. Moonzajer

Tag: girlfriend boyfriend laid



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You are a religious and a scholar; what the fuck?

M.F. Moonzajer

Tag: fuck religious scholar



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Religion can only do two things for mankind; turn them into monster or stupid.

M.F. Moonzajer

Tag: religion mankind stupid monster



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