[I'm] as broke as the ten commandments.

P.G. Wodehouse

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...there was practically one handwriting common to the whole school when it came to writing lines. It resembled the movements of a fly that had fallen into an ink-pot, and subsequently taken a little brisk exercise on a sheet of foolscap by way of restoring the circulation.

P.G. Wodehouse

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We Woosters can bite the bullet.

P.G. Wodehouse

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The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.

P.G. Wodehouse


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I expect I shall feel better after tea.

P.G. Wodehouse


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More and more clearly as the scones disappeared into his interior he saw that what the sensible man wanted was a wife and a home with scones like these always at his diposal.

P.G. Wodehouse


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Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle.

P.G. Wodehouse

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Osbert Mulliner was simply unequal to the task of tackling cavemen.

P.G. Wodehouse


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Aunts Aren't Gentlemen

P.G. Wodehouse


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One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth,

P.G. Wodehouse

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