One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.
P.G. WodehouseHe was more like something out of Dickens than anything human.
P.G. WodehouseThat is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely.
P.G. WodehouseTags: life
A cad of the lowest order with a soul as black as his fingernails.
P.G. WodehouseOne prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.
P.G. WodehouseI don't know if you suffer in the same way, but with me the act of talking in the nature of real mashed potatoes always induces a sort of prickly sensation and a hideous feeling of shame, together with a marked starting of the pores.
P.G. WodehouseStimulated by the juice, I believe, men have even been known to ride alligators.
P.G. WodehouseTags: love men alligators
On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across primeval swamps...
P.G. WodehouseI don’t know if you have had the same experience, but the snag I always come up against when I’m telling a story is this dashed difficult problem of where to begin it.
P.G. WodehouseTags: humor writing writing-craft humour wodehouse jeeves wooster jeeves-and-wooster
I'm much too much the popular pet ever since I sang 'Every Nice Girl Loves A Sailor' at the village concert last year. I had them rolling in the aisles. Three encores, and so many bows that I got a crick in the back."
"Spare me the tale of your excesses," I said distantly.
"I wore a sailor suit."
"Please," I said, revolted.
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