I am unable to believe in a God susceptible to prayer. I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits, and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
Quentin CrispTags: inspirational atheism humour prayer absurdism
If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
Quentin CrispYou fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
Quentin CrispNothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
Quentin CrispTags: sex
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Quentin CrispIf at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin CrispTags: humor inspirational self-discovery
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.
Quentin CrispIf a man were to look over the fence on one side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his left had laid his garden path round a central lawn; and were to look over the fence on the other side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his right had laid his path down the middle of the lawn, and were then to lay his own garden path diagonally from one corner to the other, that man's soul would be lost. Originality is only to be praised when not prefaced by the look to right and left.
Quentin CrispTags: originality creativity
The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
Quentin CrispTags: happiness humour british
The very purpose of existence it to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think of us.
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