There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

Quentin Crisp

Tags: humour housework



Go to quote


Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.

Quentin Crisp

Tags: fashion



Go to quote


In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.

Quentin Crisp


Go to quote


The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.

Quentin Crisp

Tags: battle-of-the-sexes



Go to quote


I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.

Quentin Crisp

Tags: quentin-crisp



Go to quote


Without an element of vulgarity, no man can be a work of art...I have to try and think what an artist is, apart from a hooligan who cannot live within his income of praise.

Quentin Crisp

Tags: humor creativity artist irony-of-life



Go to quote


The search for a life-style involves a journey to the interior. This is not altogether a pleasant experience, because you not only have to take stock of what you consider your assets but you also have to take a long look at what your friends call “the trouble with you.” Nevertheless, the journey is worth making.

Quentin Crisp

Tags: inspirational humour



Go to quote


Whatever has gone on in the outer world has passed me by. But I think if anyone said to me, 'if you go on like this life will pass you by,' I would reply, 'thank God for that, I nearly got mixed up in the beastly thing.

Quentin Crisp

Tags: quentin-crisp



Go to quote


Sex is the last refuge of the miserable

Quentin Crisp


Go to quote


So black was the way ahead that my progress consisted of long periods of inert despondency punctuated by spasmodic lurches forward towards any small chink of light that I thought I saw ... As the years went by, it did not get lighter but I became accustomed to the dark.

Quentin Crisp

Tags: progress sadness darkness light despondency



Go to quote


« first previous
Page 3 of 7.
next last »

©gutesprueche.com

Data privacy

Imprint
Contact
Wir benutzen Cookies

Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.

OK Ich lehne Cookies ab