karma's a bitch, and so am I

Rachel Caine

Tags: the-truth-about-forever

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Bite me

Rachel Caine

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The universe explodes, hell freezes, and Shane does something resonable.

Rachel Caine

Tags: michael

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I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assistant, Dr. Frankenstein.

Rachel Caine

Tags: claire-danvers

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I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.

Rachel Caine

Tags: michael-shane

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[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]
"Don't they teach you anything in your schools?"
"Not about this."
"Pity. I suppose that's what comes of your main education flowing from Google.

Rachel Caine

Tags: humor education google claire-danvers myrnin

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Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?'

And Myrnin said, shockingly, 'I will.' And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords that made Claire blink. He ended with, '—frothy fool-born apple-john! Cheater of vandals and defiler of dead dogs!' and did another twirl and bow. He looked up with a red, red grin that was more like a leer. 'Is that what you meant, my lord?

Rachel Caine

Tags: humor claire-danvers myrnin bishop

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Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!

Rachel Caine

Tags: morganville-vampires eve-rosser the-dead-girls-dance

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My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

Rachel Caine

Tags: humor

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I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What about you? That break some kind of vampire rules or something?"
"Blow me Shane."
"Boys," Eve said primly. "Language. Minor at the table."
"Well," Shane said, "I wasn't actually planning to do it."
Claire rolled her eyes. "Not like it's the first time I've heard it. Or said it."
"You shouldnt say it," Michael said, all seriousness. "No, I mean it. Girls should say 'eat me' not 'blow me'. Wouldn't recommend 'bite me' though. Not around here.

Rachel Caine

Tags: humor

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