Sorry, but the whole walking corpse epiphany kind of threw me off my game.
Rachel VincentSo,would you say I’m closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta know—are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I forever frozen in youthful perfection?
Rachel VincentI hate to question
your dedication to the recruiting process, but it sounds
more like you ran up against a deadline and grabbed
the first sucker with the balls to call you out.
This would be so much easier if they actually issued black hoods,
Rachel VincentI recognize no other kind of ass.
Rachel VincentJust FYI, in your case, I think it’s okay to fear the reaper.
Rachel VincentUh, yeah, I do. The scythe was a little tricky at first, but—much like golf—turns out it’s all in the swing.
Rachel VincentFrom adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!
Rachel VincentBecause the alternative sucks!
Rachel VincentIf I weren’t already dead, I’d be alive with joy,
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