Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!
Rich BurlewTags: humor
Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.
Rich BurlewTags: humor
You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.
Rich BurlewNo way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.
Rich BurlewSo what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!
Rich BurlewTags: humor
Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.
Rich BurlewPromise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...
Rich BurlewTags: humor
Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.
Rich BurlewTags: humor
Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.
Rich BurlewTags: humor
Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?
Rich BurlewTags: humor
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