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Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!

Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.

You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.

No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.

So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!

Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.

Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...

Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?

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