If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.
Richard KadreyTags: funny drunkenness
When you're facing down multiple attackers, you always want to make the first move. It lets them know that you're ready to fight and that you're crazy enough to get the party started. One rule of thumb in fighting is that crazy can often overcome skill and numbers, because, while a trained fighter might actually enjoy going up against another trained fighter, no one really wants to wrestle with crazy. Crazy doesn't know when it's winning. And crazy doesn't know when to stop. If you can't pull off crazy, if, for instance, you're handcuffed in a small van with six armed assailants, stupid is a decent substitute for crazy.
Richard KadreyIn this life, no matter what anyone promises you, what allegiances of love or fealty they swear or what gods they pray to, you will never have more than what you have at this moment.
Richard KadreyTags: butcher-bird count-non
Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)
Richard KadreyNo wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.
Richard KadreyTags: kill-the-dead sandman-slim
Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.
Richard KadreyI'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.
Richard KadreyTags: worldview
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes but underneath the Verace, she's Godzilla with tits.
Richard KadreyTags: humor
Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)
Richard KadreyTags: cowboy thief-humor
The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.
Richard KadreyTags: end-of-the-world new-worlds-exploration
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