If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.

Richard Kadrey

Tag: funny drunkenness



Vai alla citazione


When you're facing down multiple attackers, you always want to make the first move. It lets them know that you're ready to fight and that you're crazy enough to get the party started. One rule of thumb in fighting is that crazy can often overcome skill and numbers, because, while a trained fighter might actually enjoy going up against another trained fighter, no one really wants to wrestle with crazy. Crazy doesn't know when it's winning. And crazy doesn't know when to stop. If you can't pull off crazy, if, for instance, you're handcuffed in a small van with six armed assailants, stupid is a decent substitute for crazy.

Richard Kadrey


Vai alla citazione


In this life, no matter what anyone promises you, what allegiances of love or fealty they swear or what gods they pray to, you will never have more than what you have at this moment.

Richard Kadrey

Tag: butcher-bird count-non



Vai alla citazione


Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)

Richard Kadrey

Tag: men bleeding



Vai alla citazione


No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

Richard Kadrey

Tag: kill-the-dead sandman-slim



Vai alla citazione


Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.

Richard Kadrey


Vai alla citazione


I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.

Richard Kadrey

Tag: worldview



Vai alla citazione


If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes but underneath the Verace, she's Godzilla with tits.

Richard Kadrey

Tag: humor



Vai alla citazione


Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)

Richard Kadrey

Tag: cowboy thief-humor



Vai alla citazione


The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.

Richard Kadrey

Tag: end-of-the-world new-worlds-exploration



Vai alla citazione


« prima precedente
Pagina 4 di 8.
prossimo ultimo »

©gutesprueche.com

Data privacy

Imprint
Contact
Wir benutzen Cookies

Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.

OK Ich lehne Cookies ab