Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally
Scott AdamsBe careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information
Scott AdamsThe marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.
Scott AdamsOur system requires a continuous supply of highly capable people who are so disgruntled with their jobs that they are willing to chew off their own arms to escape their bosses.
Scott AdamsReality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.
Scott AdamsTags: dilbert
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott AdamsTags: revenge
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public
Scott AdamsTags: stupidity paraphrase-of-mencken
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
Scott AdamsCommon sense isn't a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments.
Scott AdamsYou don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
Scott AdamsTags: influence influential
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