Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally

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Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information

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The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

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Our system requires a continuous supply of highly capable people who are so disgruntled with their jobs that they are willing to chew off their own arms to escape their bosses.

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Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

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Mots clés dilbert



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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

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Mots clés revenge



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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public

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Mots clés stupidity paraphrase-of-mencken



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Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.

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Mots clés humor timing



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Common sense isn't a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments.

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You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

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Mots clés influence influential



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