some men are just too interesting to die
Seth Grahame-SmithThe more I see of the world, the more I am dissatisfied with it.
Seth Grahame-SmithFrom this moment on, nothing is what it seems. You're not a human being, you're a character- and filmmakers are doing everything in their power to kill you even now.
Supernatural powers and curses are real, and numbers like 666 and 237 can kill you just as easily as a butch knife.
Log cabins are slaughterhouses, cornstalks are antennas for evil, and aliens never, ever come in peace.
Tags: horror
if you're a teenaged babysitter caring for a mute toddler in a remote Maine cabin during a once-in-a-century blizzard while and escaped killers (bearing a strange resemblance to the handicapped boy you and your friends bulled of an embankment and left for dead all those years ago) roams the woods, you're probably in a horror movie.
Seth Grahame-SmithSo I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid.
Seth Grahame-SmithIn the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money).
In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers.
Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.
Seth Grahame-SmithThere are but two types of men who desire war: those who haven't the slightest intention of fighting it themselves, and those who haven't the slightest idea what it is.
Seth Grahame-SmithFor every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.
Seth Grahame-SmithTags: mr-bennet
Captivated by youth and beauty, and that appearance of good humour which youth and beauty generally give
Seth Grahame-SmithTags: mr-bennet
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