And what happens when I finally decide to let him in, and he tells me that he doesn’t feel the spark that I feel?”
“Then you Taser him and ask him again when he wakes up.” She laughed.
Worse day ever!" I whined to Ellie.
"Oh, worse than the time you got pulled over and the cop said 'papers' and you said 'scissors, I win' and he didn't laugh?
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Now we're going to go back in ther and get you something to eat. Then you're going to pull you big boy pants up and act like a man. My granddaughter needs her strapping boyfriend to be strong and not act like a pussy
Sophie MonroeMy granny always says "Women are like angels, when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly around on our broomsticks because we're flexible like that
Sophie MonroeListen, I know you just got back, and you’re exhausted, but I need a favor.”
Not again… I was looking forward to going home and sleeping for a day, or several. “I have a date tonight?”
“A date?” He choked.
I didn’t date, and he knew it. “Yeah, with my bed. We were totally going to sleep together.” I said sarcastically.
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The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.
Sophie MonroeLife's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut it would be easy.
Sophie MonroeSometimes life throws you limes and you have to make margaritas.
Sophie Monroe...'woman are like angels, when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly around on our broomsticks because we're flexible like that.
Sophie MonroeWhy does everyone expect me to sugarcoat stuff? Do I look like a fucking bakery? I just tell it like it is, and she looks like shit.
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