And what happens when I finally decide to let him in, and he tells me that he doesn’t feel the spark that I feel?”

“Then you Taser him and ask him again when he wakes up.” She laughed.

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Worse day ever!" I whined to Ellie.
"Oh, worse than the time you got pulled over and the cop said 'papers' and you said 'scissors, I win' and he didn't laugh?

Sophie Monroe

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Now we're going to go back in ther and get you something to eat. Then you're going to pull you big boy pants up and act like a man. My granddaughter needs her strapping boyfriend to be strong and not act like a pussy

Sophie Monroe


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My granny always says "Women are like angels, when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly around on our broomsticks because we're flexible like that

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Listen, I know you just got back, and you’re exhausted, but I need a favor.”

Not again… I was looking forward to going home and sleeping for a day, or several. “I have a date tonight?”

“A date?” He choked.

I didn’t date, and he knew it. “Yeah, with my bed. We were totally going to sleep together.” I said sarcastically.

Sophie Monroe

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The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.

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Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut it would be easy.

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Sometimes life throws you limes and you have to make margaritas.

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...'woman are like angels, when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly around on our broomsticks because we're flexible like that.

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Why does everyone expect me to sugarcoat stuff? Do I look like a fucking bakery? I just tell it like it is, and she looks like shit.

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