If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Steven WrightIf you can’t hear me, it’s because I’m in parentheses.
Steven WrightI think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Steven WrightTags: humor-monopoly
How young can you die of old age?
Steven WrightTags: humor-age-death
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
Steven WrightIf it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Steven WrightI saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time.
Steven WrightDo the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
Steven WrightTags: humor-australia
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
Steven WrightIf a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
Steven WrightTags: humor
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